These are the women of the Kabaret, all of them Gorgeous, yet terrifying. Sexual, yet passionless. Most of all, delightfully apathetic . Order what you will, there will be no bill. They are complimentary. So indulge yourselves in their prickly embrace.

Kabaret Falschtanz

Pseudodance is an outcast among dance companies, they are the opposite of what a nice dance company is supposed to be. By day they wear pretty pink tutus, but at night they strip away all pretense. These ladies don’t fit the ideal for a proper dance company. They are a false one- a Pseudo dance company. Falschtanzen.

This isn’t high art, this is degenerate art, Entartete Kunst. You aren’t seeing culture, you’re seeing counter-culture. Welcome to the dance underground of Oklahoma City. Wilkommen zum Kabaret Falschtanzen.

for information, bookings, naughty poetry submissions contact the Madam of Kabaret Falschtanz, Frau Hava Schneider...

Frau@pseudodance.org